My 2017 predictions were an atrocity (although I did correctly predict that Mike Gundy would be cashing $5 million a year) so take all of these with a few certificates of Morton stock, but here are my sure-to-be-wrong prognostications for 2018.
Note: I’m not making a Spencer Sanders prediction because A. Everyone else is and B. I’ve already made it known that I think he’s going to be the starter